Friday, June 12, 2009

A short alternative medical dictionary

Antes de mais, hoje chegou me a casa o "Heroin Diaries"! Me very happy! :D
Para celebrar vou pôr aqui o capítulo "a short alternative medical dictionary - definitions courtesy of Dr. Lemuel Pillmeister (also known as Lemmy)" que está logo no inicio - e que é genial




Addiction: When you can give up something any time, as long as it's next Tuesday.

Alcoholism: A habit that helps you to see the iguanas in your eyeballs.

Cocaine: Peruvian Marching Powder-a stimulant that has the extraordinary effect that the more you do, the more you laugh out of context.

Depression: When everything you laugh at is miserable and you can't seem to stop.

Heroin: A drug that helps you to escape reality, while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured.

Psychosis: When everybody turns into tiny dolls and they have needles in their mouths and they hate you and you don't care because you have THE KNIFE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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